bahliss:

fawnandboy:

animalist:

dicks are great

god bless the dick

i feel like Nicole and i connect with u on a spiritual level

Oh my god

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time

(Source: tensioned)